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1. Short Reindeer Jokes (5/9/2010)
    What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers ! Why do r
2. Twelve days Microsoft (5/9/2010)
    On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for m
3. Twelve Days of Fast Food (5/9/2010)
    On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me:
4. Your father is drunk (5/9/2010)
    To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why, Daddy's home and I thin
5. An Internet Christmas (5/9/2010)
    T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net, There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet. The
6. Addicted to the Web (5/9/2010)
    (Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland) Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy -- although My boss let me go -- Happi
7. Revised Christmas days (5/9/2010)
    Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the Twelve Days of Christmas subsidiary: 1) The partridge will be retained
8. The twelve days after Christmas (5/9/2010)
    The first day after Christmas My true love and I had a fight And so I chopped the pear tree down And burnt it, just for spite Then with a single cartridge I
9. Christmas downsizing (5/9/2010)
    Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures
10. The night before Christmas for an attorney (5/9/2010)
    Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended, in which could be heard no disturbance, not ev
11. The strange Christmas scene (5/9/2010)
    In a small southern town there was a Nativity Scene that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wis
12. The first reindeer seen in a bar (5/9/2010)
    One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the barten
13. Some Musical Christmas Advice (5/9/2010)
    Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can still get gifts Faure good price, not hav
14. Ten things to say about gifts you dont like (5/9/2010)
    10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit. 9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me. 8. Perfec
15. A parents night before Christmas (5/9/2010)
    'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse. Instructions were studied and we were inspired, In h
16. Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus (5/9/2010)
    1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go fi
17. Lost X Files Christmas episode (5/9/2010)
    [b]Mulder:[/b] We're too late. It's already been here. [b]Scully:[/b] Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing. [b]Mulder:[/b] Look, Scully, just like the o
18. Enter the Pearly Gates (5/9/2010)
    Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something r
19. Did Santa Give You That Present? (5/9/2010)
    On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, Nice bike you
20. Signs Youve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer (5/9/2010)
    1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad. 3. You hear a duck quacking and it's you. 4. You tell y
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