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1. The Shopping Criminal (5/9/2010)
    It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,What are you charged with? Doing my Christmas shopping early, replied the defendan
2. The Australian Christmas (5/9/2010)
    Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Sweating his fat away Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Water-skis on his sleigh Never have a wh
3. The Twelve Days of Windows 95 (5/9/2010)
    [b]On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .[/b] Windows 95 for my PC [b]On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .[/b] 2 GPF
4. Rating your Christmas parties (5/9/2010)
    If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time.
5. The politically correct Christmas (5/9/2010)
    On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me: TWELVE male
6. The FAA Inspection (5/9/2010)
    With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on C
7. I want to see something really cheap (5/9/2010)
    After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume? he asked the c
8. The Police Officers Christmas (5/9/2010)
    Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation, Not a deputy stirred, they were all on vacation. The stockings were hung on the wall with gre
9. The Christmas diet song (5/9/2010)
    'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care i
10. Sick of the Holidays (5/9/2010)
    Signs You're Sick of the Holidays 8. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You're serving reindeer pot pie 6. When you hear, Sleigh bells ring, a
11. Without a Christmas bonus (5/9/2010)
    Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus 10. Co-workers refer to you as the ghost of unemployment future 9. The last time you saw your boss was when he
12. Santas Pet Peeves (5/9/2010)
    Department Store Santa Peeves 8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and not gin. 7. When the last guy to use the beard leaves bits
13. Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree (5/9/2010)
    8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: You're not a cop, are you? 6. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hang
14. Santa vs. system admins (5/9/2010)
    The similarities between Santa and System Admins 1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny. 2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving
15. Optimist vs. Pessimist (5/9/2010)
    A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV
16. Santa Hates Your Kid (5/9/2010)
    8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, Dream on, Chester! 7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes 6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty
17. Short Father Christmas (5/9/2010)
    What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues! Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck
18. Knock Knock Christmas (5/9/2010)
    Knock Knock Who's there ? Wenceslas Wenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock Knock Who's there ? Snow Snow who ? Snow business like show business ! K
19. Short Christmas Jokes (5/9/2010)
    What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! Wha
20. Short Snow Jokes (5/9/2010)
    What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder! What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps! What's an ig? An esk
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