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1. Special Pig (3/18/2011)
   `Well Michael, that's a mighty special pig! A while back a wild boar attacked me while I was walking in the woods. That pig there came a runnin', went after that boar and chased him away. Saved my life!`
2. Two Birds (3/17/2011)
   Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher: Please tell us.Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
3. Being Properly Equipped (3/17/2011)
   Interviewer: `So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?`Mr. Jones: `We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing , archery , and shooting.`
4. Three Old Ladies (3/17/2011)
   One said, `Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaisein my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.`
5. The Great Lion Hunter (3/17/2011)
   A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
6. The First Time (3/17/2011)
   A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garmentsover the back of a chair
7. Three Friends' Funerals (3/16/2011)
   Three good friends were driving along on the highway one Saturday: a doctor, a teacher, and a lawyer. All of a sudden, a brand-new SUV cut them off. In an attempt to miss the shiny big vehicle, the driver swerved to the left and hit the median. The car flipped several times and all three friends died instantly.
8. Thermometer or Pen (3/16/2011)
   A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear.
9. What's your name? (3/16/2011)
   A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began: `My name is Stone, and I'm even harder than stone, so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble. Don't try any tricks with me, and then we'll get on well together`.
10. Area 51 Mix-up (3/16/2011)
   Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their `secret` base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
11. Spice Up Your Marriage (3/16/2011)
   Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring.
12. Blind,Blond & Ballsy (3/16/2011)
   The man says back to the blind man, `Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestlerand he is blond. The bounceris blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?`
13. Be Careful What You Wish For (3/16/2011)
   A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
14. Im sending out some cards (5/9/2010)
    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing Love stamps on bright pink envelopes with
15. I just had a dream about it (5/9/2010)
    A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What
16. Italian Night Before Christmas (5/9/2010)
    Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla. When up on da roof I heard somethin
17. What is a stable? (5/9/2010)
    Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible. When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me
18. Billy Gates writes to Santa (5/9/2010)
    Dear Santa, How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys. It's really neat how you're able to do that
19. The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts (5/9/2010)
    Jones: The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day. Smith: So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a C
20. You Need to Join the Lords Army (5/9/2010)
    Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Jack by th
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