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Two Pounds of Plums

Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.

Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted your little boy?

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[Tag]:Two Pounds of Plums
[Time]:3/18/2011
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