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The Twelve Days of Windows 95


On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .

Windows 95 for my PC

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .


3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .


4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .


5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .


6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .


7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .


8 Megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .


9 apps a crashin'

8 megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .


10 modes not supported

9 apps a crashin'

8 Megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .


11 instructions faulty

10 modes not supported

9 apps a crashin'

8 Megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .


12 illegal operations

11 instructions faulty

10 modes not supported

9 apps a crashin'

8 Megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC

[Tag]:The Twelve Days of Windows 95
[Time]:5/9/2010
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