Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree.
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Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree

8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide

7. Salesman's opening line: You're not a cop, are you?

6. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers

5. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride.

4. Each branch has Duraflame printed on it.

3. It's very small and says air freshener on it.

2. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours.

1. Constantly bragging about its trunk size

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