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1. Business one-liners 63 (5/8/2010)
    If at first you don't succeed, give up. No use being a stupid fool. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving
2. Business one-liners 62 (5/8/2010)
    If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points. If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. If an experiment works, you must be
3. Business one-liners 61 (5/8/2010)
    I knocked several times, but you weren't in. - Opportunity I once worked as a salesman and was very independent; I took orders from no one. I think we should
4. Business one-liners 60 (5/8/2010)
    He who shouts the loudest has the floor. He who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints. Hindsight is an exact science. History is the science of what n
5. Business one-liners 59 (5/8/2010)
    Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Has anyone ever heard of a self-made failure? Hav
6. Business one-liners 58 (5/8/2010)
    Given a bad start, trouble will increase at an exponential rate. Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever. Go where the money is. Good advice is somethi
7. Business one-liners 57 (5/8/2010)
    For every problem, there is a neat, plain solution...and it is always wrong. For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision. Four-wheel-drive just m
8. Business one-liners 56 (5/8/2010)
    Familiarity breeds attempt. Familiarity breeds children. Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent. Fill what is empty; empty what is full
9. Business one-liners 55 (5/8/2010)
    Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget. Excuses are like bodies; everybody has one! Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment rui
10. Business one-liners 54 (5/8/2010)
    Bureau Termination, Law of: When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out, the number of employees in that bureau will double within 12 months after
11. Business one-liners 53 (5/8/2010)
    Boucher's Observation: He who blows his own horn always plays the music several octaves higher than originally written. Bove's Theorem: The remaining work to
12. Business one-liners 52 (5/8/2010)
    Berra's Law: You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra Bierman's Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given document, you can't cover all the what if's.
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