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1. Business one-liners 75 (5/8/2010)
    In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts. In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it. In spite of all evidence to the con
2. Business one-liners 74 (5/8/2010)
    If you want to get along, go along. If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor. If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of someth
3. Business one-liners 73 (5/8/2010)
    If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life. If you see that there are four possible ways in which
4. Business one-liners 72 (5/8/2010)
    If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you. If you have to ask, you are not entitled to know. If
5. Business one-liners 71 (5/8/2010)
    If you do not know what you're doing, do it neatly. If you do not like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question. If you do not make dust, you eat dust
6. Business one-liners 70 (5/8/2010)
    If you cannot fix it, feature it. If you cannot get your work done in a 24-hour day, then work nights! If you cannot measure output, then you measure input. If
7. Business one-liners 69 (5/8/2010)
    If you are asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants. If you are coasting, you're going downhill. If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll
8. Business one-liners 68 (5/8/2010)
    If the slightest probability for an unpleasant event to happen exists, the event will take place, preferably during a demonstration. If there is a possibility
9. Business one-liners 67 (5/8/2010)
    If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough. If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less. If reproducibility m
10. Business one-liners 66 (5/8/2010)
    If it looks too good to be true, it is too good to be true. If it says one size fits all, it doesn't fit anyone. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing wou
11. Business one-liners 65 (5/8/2010)
    If ignorance is bliss, most of us must be orgasmic. If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it. If it doesn't make se
12. Business one-liners 64 (5/8/2010)
    If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. If enough data is collect
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