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1. Business one-liners 88 (5/8/2010)
    No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough. No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew that it would. No matter which direction you start
2. Business one-liners 87 (5/8/2010)
    Never try to pacify someone at the height of his rage. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. Never volunteer for anything. Never wrestle a pig; you
3. Business one-liners 85 (5/8/2010)
    Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change. Never buy from a rich salesman. Never do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing. Never
4. Business one-liners 84 (5/8/2010)
    Murphy was an optimist. My client(sponsor/customer) doesn't know what he wants. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. Nature is a mother. Nature will tell
5. Business one-liners 83 (5/8/2010)
    Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. Maybe I can't make you do it but I sure can make you sorry you didn't! Maybe you can't buy happiness,
6. Business one-liners 82 (5/8/2010)
    Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code. Live within your i
7. Business one-liners 81 (5/8/2010)
    Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you. Just when you get going, someone injects a dose of reality with a large needle. Just wh
8. Business one-liners 80 (5/8/2010)
    It's Not My Job! It's not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere. It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it. It's not the work that gets
9. Business one-liners 79 (5/8/2010)
    It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything. It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. It's always darkest just be
10. Business one-liners 78 (5/8/2010)
    It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense. It is later than you think. It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their
11. Business one-liners 77 (5/8/2010)
    It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up. It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, until you lose
12. Business one-liners 76 (5/8/2010)
    Indecision is the key to flexibility. Indifference is the only sure defense. Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies. Information travels more su
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