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1. Business one-liners 86 (5/8/2010)
    Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else. Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest. Never offend people with style when you
2. Business one-liners 100 (5/8/2010)
    When reviewing your notes for a test, the most important ones will be illegible. When someone says this is as bad as it can get, don't bet on it. When there ar
3. Business one-liners 99 (5/8/2010)
    When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate. When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, predict that the pre
4. Business one-liners 97 (5/8/2010)
    We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns b
5. Business one-liners 96 (5/8/2010)
    Two monologues do not make a dialogue. Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know. Two wrongs are only the beginning. Unemployment
6. Business one-liners 95 (5/8/2010)
    To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent. To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression. To steal
7. Business one-liners 94 (5/8/2010)
    Those most opposed to serving on committees are made chairmen. Those who live closest arrive latest. Those with the best advice offer no advice. To achieve the
8. Business one-liners 93 (5/8/2010)
    There is one big difference between genius and stupidity; genius has limits. Things are more like today than they ever were before. Things could be worse; supp
9. Business one-liners 92 (5/8/2010)
    Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy. Only a fool can reproduce another fool's work. Only a mediocre person is always at their best. Only them as knows t
10. Business one-liners 91 (5/8/2010)
    Old programmers never die, they just abend. On a beautiful day like this, it's hard to believe anybody can be unhappy; but we will work on it. On successive ch
11. Business one-liners 90 (5/8/2010)
    Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. Nothing is ever as simple as it seems. Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do it himself.
12. Business one-liners 89 (5/8/2010)
    Nobody wants to read anyone else's formulas. Nobody told me. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain deali
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