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1. Business one-liners 112 (5/8/2010)
    Galbraith's Law of Human Nature: Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everybody gets busy on t
2. Business one-liners 111 (5/8/2010)
    Flugg's Law: When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum. Fourth Law of Applied Terror: Th
3. Business one-liners 110 (5/8/2010)
    First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind. First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens the job and pl
4. Business one-liners 109 (5/8/2010)
    Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget wher
5. Business one-liners 108 (5/8/2010)
    Hugh Downs' Four Rules for Investigating the Universe: Rule 1 - When confronted with an apparent infinite or infinitely repeating pattern, expect some variant
6. Business one-liners 107 (5/8/2010)
    Cropp's Law: The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in the office. Bo Diddeley's Observation On The Law: Always take a lawyer
7. Business one-liners 106 (5/8/2010)
    Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly: The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmos
8. Business one-liners 105 (5/8/2010)
    You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit the game. You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. You get the most of what you need the least. Yo
9. Business one-liners 104 (5/8/2010)
    You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. You can observe a lot just by watching. You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few n
10. Business one-liners 103 (5/8/2010)
    Wisdom consists of knowing when to avoid perfection. Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions. Without data, yours is just another opinio
11. Business one-liners 102 (5/8/2010)
    When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers. When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last. When your opponent is down, kick h
12. Business one-liners 101 (5/8/2010)
    When working hard, be sure to get up and retch every so often. When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're you're finished with, you will nee
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