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1. The requirements of this job (5/8/2010)
    [b]Employer:[/b] In this job we need someone who is responsible. [b]Applicant:[/b] I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they
2. Everybody, somebody, anybody, and nobody (5/8/2010)
    This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybo
3. Who is doing the work around here? (5/8/2010)
    The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 million over 60 years of age, leaving 116 million to do the work.
4. Those who dont know (5/8/2010)
    The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know. Those who know are no problem. Those who don't know are also in two
5. Japanese management lecture (5/8/2010)
    Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kid
6. Why did he fire you? (5/8/2010)
    Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, Say, why did the foreman fire you? Replied the second, Well, you know how a foreman is always standing a
7. Keeping a high profile in an office (5/8/2010)
    Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you're ready. Don't sit down to talk. The acoustics are better t
8. Reasons to stay at work all night (5/8/2010)
    1. Act out your version of a company takeover. 2. Find a way to change everyone's password to chrysanthemum. 3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with light
9. Reasons to leave work (5/8/2010)
    1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances. 2. Came dressed in only a towel...again. 3. Ran out of paper clips. 4. I've decided to teleco
10. The Procrastinators creed (5/8/2010)
    1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. 3.
11. The copy machine handout (5/8/2010)
    In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one d
12. Looks bad on resume cover letters (5/8/2010)
    1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good. 2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since
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