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1. Employee Handbook (5/8/2010)
   DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary, if we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and carrying a $600 Gucci bag, we
2. The Hairdresser (5/8/2010)
   This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows noth
3. Give 100% (5/8/2010)
   My new work philosophy: Always give 100% at work... ?2% on Mondays ?3% on Tuesdays ?0% on Wednesdays ?0% on Thursdays ?% on Fridays
4. The Gas Men (5/8/2010)
   Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at
5. Financial Terminology (5/8/2010)
   In case you were not aware of the new financial terminology: EBITDA (formerly stood for Earnings before Interest Expenses, Taxes, Depreciation and Amortizatio
6. I Hate My Job! (5/8/2010)
   Next time you have an I hate my job day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purcha
7. Marketing Screw Ups (5/8/2010)
   Coors put its slogan, Turn it loose, into Spanish, where it was read as Suffer from diarrhea. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following i
8. Mandatory Vacation (5/8/2010)
   Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. I started a new practice last year, the first one said. I insist that each of
9. Lunch & Learn (5/8/2010)
   The company I work for sometimes puts on what they call Lunch and Learn seminars during the employees' lunchtime, dealing with a variety of physical and menta
10. The Millionaires Driver (5/8/2010)
   Millionaire: What's your name, driver? Driver: Alfred, sir. Millionaire: I always call my drivers by their last names. Driver: It's Sweetheart, sir. Millionaire
11. Are You Ready For The Working World?Are You Ready (5/8/2010)
   This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. There is no need to cheat. The questions are not t
12. Resume (5/8/2010)
   Areas of Effectiveness: I am very effective at sitting on my butt and directing a dummy at getting work done that I don't want to do. I can drink beer with th
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