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1. Business one-liners 15 (5/8/2010)
    As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse. As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens. Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes. A
2. Business one-liners 14 (5/8/2010)
    Anything is possible, but nothing is easy. Anything labeled New and/or Improved isn't. The label means the price went up. The label All New, Completely New,
3. Business one-liners 13 (5/8/2010)
    Any wire cut to length will be too short. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. Anyone can admit they were wrong; the true test is admitt
4. Business one-liners 12 (5/8/2010)
    Any minimum criteria set will be the maximum value used. Any producing entity is the last to use its own product. Any simple idea will be worded in the most co
5. Business one-liners 11 (5/8/2010)
    Any change looks terrible at first. Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of the most harm. Any given program will expand to fill all available
6. Business one-liners 10 (5/8/2010)
    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. An executive will always return to work from lunch early if no one takes him. An error in the
7. Business one-liners 09 (5/8/2010)
    All warranties expire upon payment of invoice. All work and no play, will make you a manager. Almost everything in life is easier to get into than to get out o
8. Business one-liners 08 (5/8/2010)
    All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy. All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way. All our dreams can come true i
9. Business one-liners 07 (5/8/2010)
    After all is said and done, usually more is said than done. After any unit has been completely assembled, extra components will be found on the bench. Afternoo
10. Business one-liners 06 (5/8/2010)
    A stagnant science is at a standstill. A theory is better than its explanation. A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing f
11. Business one-liners 05 (5/8/2010)
    A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants. A pipe gives a wi
12. Business one-liners 04 (5/8/2010)
    A good scapegoat is hard to find. A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years. A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem. A lack of
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