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1. Business one-liners 27 (5/8/2010)
    Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment. Other people's tools work only in other people's gardens. Others will look to you for stability, so hi
2. Business one-liners 26 (5/8/2010)
    Everything is always done for the wrong reasons. Everything put together sooner or later falls apart. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no s
3. Business one-liners 25 (5/8/2010)
    Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer. Everybody's gotta be someplace. Everyone breaks more than the seven-year-bad-luck allo
4. Business one-liners 24 (5/8/2010)
    Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average. Enough research will tend to support your theory. Entropy has us outnumbered. Error is of
5. Business one-liners 23 (5/8/2010)
    Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding. Don't try to have the last word; you might get it. Don't worry about the sand in the Vaseline, t
6. Business one-liners 22 (5/8/2010)
    Don't bite the hand that has your paycheck in it. Don't blame me; nobody asked my opinion. Don't do today that which can be put off till tomorrow. Don't force
7. Business one-liners 21 (5/8/2010)
    Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves. Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to get lost in such a way that t
8. Business one-liners 20 (5/8/2010)
    Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Cop-out number 1. You should have seen it when I got it. Create a need and fill it. Creativity is great, but p
9. Business one-liners 19 (5/8/2010)
    Common sense is not so common. Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough. - Descartes, 1637 Communicat
10. Business one-liners 18 (5/8/2010)
    By the time you can make ends meet, they've moved the ends. By the time you have the right answers, no one is asking you questions. By working faithfully eight
11. Business one-liners 17 (5/8/2010)
    Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden Beware the man of one book. - St. Thomas Aquinas Beware the wrath of a patient person. Blessed are those who
12. Business one-liners 16 (5/8/2010)
    Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes clear to the bone. Before you give a colleague a piece of your mind, be sure you can spare it. Being a good communicator me
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