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1. Business one-liners 51 (5/8/2010)
    Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it, get a larger hammer. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corne
2. Business one-liners 50 (5/8/2010)
    Approval Seeker's Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least. - Washington writer Rozanne Weissman The Aquinas Axiom: What the gods get
3. Business one-liners 49 (5/8/2010)
    Acheson's Rule Of The Bureaucracy: A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson Action's Law: Power tends to
4. Business one-liners 48 (5/8/2010)
    There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrnog. There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrrong. There is no limit to how bad things can get. T
5. Business one-liners 47 (5/8/2010)
    There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity. There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt ev
6. Business one-liners 46 (5/8/2010)
    The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. The workbench is always untidier than last time. The worse your line is tangled, the better
7. Business one-liners 45 (5/8/2010)
    The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination. The sun goes down just when you need it the most. The tasks and chores tha
8. Business one-liners 44 (5/8/2010)
    The ratio of time involved in work to time available for work is usually about 0.6. The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before. The roa
9. Business one-liners 43 (5/8/2010)
    The only sense that is common in the long run is the sense of change. We instinctively avoid it. The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are
10. Business one-liners 42 (5/8/2010)
    The obscure we see eventually; the completely apparent takes a little longer. The one item you want is never the one on sale. The one thing that money can not
11. Business one-liners 41 (5/8/2010)
    The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do it in. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothi
12. Business one-liners 40 (5/8/2010)
    The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train. The longer the title the less important the job. The man who can smile when things go
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