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KISS AND SLAP

A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the
mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two
seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are
interested in each because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train
passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of the smack of a
kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When the train emerges from
the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.

The grandmother is thinking to herself: It was very brash for that young man
to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him. The General manager is
setting there thinking: I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss
the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!
The young woman was sitting and thinking: I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I
wish my grandmother had not slapped him! The young tech sat there with a
satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself: Life at Boeing is good. How
often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General
manager all at the same time!!!!!
[Tag]:KISS AND SLAP
[Time]:5/8/2010
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