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THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR D

15. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

14. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time
management course you sent me to.

13. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper

12. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!

11. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

10. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance

9. Actually I'm doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) I
learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related
stress.

7. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our
biggest problem.

6. The coffee machine is broken....

5. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.

4. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!

3. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!

2. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

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[Time]:5/8/2010
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