Metaphysical Downsizing.
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One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when
suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c'mon, I'm sure there's one buried in
your desk too.) Since he'd heard these jokes before, he knew that he had to rub
the lamp and make the genie come out. So he rubbed the lamp and -- oh, surprise
-- out popped a genie.
The genie asked, as genies will, what is your first wish??The government
worker thought about it for a second, then replied, i would like to be rich!?
So the genie granted him his wish, and poof the man was surrounded by piles of
money rivaling the heaps of even Martha Stewart and Bill Gates.
Since the government worker knew the whole wish process, the genie didn't even
have to ask for number two before he said, by second wish is to be on an island
with beautiful women surrounding me and obeying my every command!?And poof, he
was there.
Then the government worker -- or, as I like to call him, civil servant --
decided on his third wish, u don't want to do any work ever again!?and poof --
ubiquitous ironic twist -- he was back in his office.
[Tag]:Metaphysical Downsizing
[Time]:5/8/2010
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