A man with a winking problem.
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A man with a winking problem

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales
representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says,
This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your
recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally,
we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a
highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare
off potential customers. I'm sorry...we can't hire you.

But wait, he said. If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!

Really? Great! Show me!

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all
sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms;
finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows
the pills, and stops winking.

Well, said the interviewer, that's all well and good, but this is a
respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the
country!

Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!

Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?

Oh, that, he sighed. Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and
asked for aspirin?
[Tag]:A man with a winking problem
[Time]:5/8/2010
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