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Shoot The Pig

A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few
minutes he radios his boss and says, Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on
the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling ?
what should I do?''
In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and
when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush.

The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.
Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a
bush.

So what's the problem now? his Boss snapped.

The blue light on his bike is still flashing!

[Tag]:Shoot The Pig
[Time]:5/8/2010
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