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Consultants Commandments

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.


Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Work is accomplished by those employees who are still striving to reach their
level of incompetence.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. (Project
Management at its best).
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[Time]:5/8/2010
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