S.H.I.T. Memorandum.
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S.H.I.T. Memorandum


to: all employees
from: communications services
subject: special high intensity training

in order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work
possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained though our
special high intensity training (s.h.i.t.). we are giving our employees more
s.h.i.t. than any other office in town. if you feel you do not receive your
share of s.h.i.t. on the job, please see your supervisor. you will be placed at
the top of the s.h.i.t. list for special attention.

all of our supervisors are particularly qualified to see that you get all the
s.h.i.t. you can handle at your own speed.

if you think that you have a thorough understanding of the basic s.h.i.t.
program, you may wish to participate in management of related education
(m.o.r.e. s.h.i.t.).

if you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be interested
in helping us train others. we can add you to our basic understanding lecture
list (b.u.l.l. s.h.i.t.).

some of you already display aptitudes that would easily allow you to enter the
director of intensity program (d.i.p. s.h.i.t.). those who do not qualify for
this position but are still interested will certainly be referred to the
director under management bureau (d.u.m.b. s.h.i.t.). those individuals who do
not meet the requirements of the bureau must first complete special training
under personal individual discretion, special high intensity training
(s.t.u.p.i.d. s.h.i.t.).

if you have any further questions, please address them to our head of
training, special high intensity training (h.o.t. s.h.i.t.) program.

thank you.

boss in general
special high intensity training

copy to: complete registered organized computerized knowledge originating
firsthand; special high intensity training division. (crock-of-s***)
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