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In case you were not aware of the new financial terminology:
EBITDA (formerly stood for Earnings before Interest Expenses, Taxes,
Depreciation and Amortization) - Now stands for Earnings before I Tricked Dumb
Auditor.
EBIT (Earnings before Interest and Taxes) - Now stands for Earnings
before Irregularities and Tampering.
CEO (Chief Executive Officer) - Now stands for Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO (Chief Financial Officer) - Now stands for Corporate Fraud Officer.
NAV (Net Asset Value) - Now stands for Normal Andersen Valuation.
EPS (Earnings per Share) - Now stands for Eventual Prison Sentence.
[Tag]:Financial Terminology
[Time]:5/8/2010
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