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Sign of the Times #2

In the front yard of a funeral home:
Drive carefully, we'll wait.
On an electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
Outside a radiator repair shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.
In a nonsmoking area:
If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action.
On a maternity room door:
Push, Push, and Push.
On a front door:
Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
At an optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff.
On a butcher's window:
Let me meat your needs.
On a fence:
Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
At a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment.
Outside a muffler shop:
No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.
In a dry cleaner's emporium:
Drop your pants here.
On a desk in a reception room:
We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the electric company:
We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you
will be.
In a Beauty Shop:
Dye now!
On the side of a garbage truck:
We've got what it takes to take what you've got. (Burglars please copy.)
In a restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
Inside a bowling alley:
Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
In a cafeteria:
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they
want.
[Tag]:Sign of the Times #2
[Time]:5/8/2010
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