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You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, What's this? you
realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.
A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, and 揑
waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one's your turn. Your boss is
standing behind you. It's his wife.
While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look at some confidential
information on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts out.
You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled this week as
vacation, not last week.
You take a sick day. The next morning the boss asks you, So, how were the
fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?
You gossip with another employee about the company, not knowing that the
entire time the owner is within an earshot.
You wake up hung over. You have a black eye and barked knuckles. You're in
jail. Last night was the company's big party to celebrate its successful new
merger.
[Tag]:You Know Its Your Last Day At Work When...
[Time]:5/8/2010
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