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稵he only jokes you receive are through e-mail.
稟t Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the
burnt-out bulb in the string of Christmas lights.
稡uying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM
is a moral dilemma.
稥veryone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and
you are still on a personal tour of the engine room.
稩n college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
稵he Salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
穀ou are always late to meetings.
穀ou are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.
穀ou are next in line on death row in a French Prison and you find that the
guillotine is not working properly, so you offer to fix it.
穀ou bought your wife a new CD ROM for her birthday.
穀ou forget to get a haircut... for six months!
穀ou can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
穀ou can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting
穀ou can't write unless the paper has both horizontal and vertical lines.
穀ou comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
穀ou go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards in the chairs to see how
they do the special effects.
穀ou have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area.
穀ou have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
穀ou have more friends on the internet than in real life.
穀ou have never backed up your hard drive.
穀ou have never bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got
穀ou have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging
coats and taping ducts.
穀ou know what http:// stands for.
穀ou look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys.
穀ou own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.
穀ou see a good design and still have to change it.
穀ou spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.
穀ou still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.
穀ou think a pocket protector is a fashion accessory.
穀ou think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get
enough sleep.
穀ou wear black socks with tennis shoes (or vice versa).
穀ou window shop at Radio Shack.
穀ou're in the backseat of your car, she's looking wistfully at the moon, and
your trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite.
穀our checkbook always balances.
穀our laptop computer costs more than your car.
穀our wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
穀our wrist watch has more computing power than a 300 MHz Pentium.
穀ou've already calculated how much you make per second.
穀ou've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.
穀our four basic food groups are:
1. Caffeine;
2. Fat;
3. Sugar;
4. Chocolate.
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