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Pheasant Flies Up Tree

A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. i would love to be
able to get to the top of yonder tree, sighed the pheasant, but i haven抰 got
the energy.

well, why don抰 you nibble on some of my droppings? replied the bull.
they抮e packed with nutrients.

the pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. the next day, after
eating some more dung, he reached the second branch and so on. finally, after a
fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree, whereupon he was
spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and
shot the pheasant right out of the tree.

moral of the story:

bulls*** might get you to the top, but it won抰 keep you there.
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