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Not the Happiest Birthday

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning.
I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy
Birthday and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say Good
Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday. I thought, Well, that's wives for
you. The children will remember. The children came down to breakfast and didn't
say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I
walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, Good Morning, Boss, Happy
Birthday. I felt a little better. Someone had remembered. I worked until noon,
then Janet knocked on my door and said, You know it is such a beautiful day
outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me. I said,
By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go.

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the
country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, You know it is such a
beautiful day; we don't need to go back to the office, do we? I said, No, I
guess not. She said, Let's go to my apartment.

After arriving at her apartment she said, Boss, if you don't mind, I think
I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. Sure, I
excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came
out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of
our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday.......and there I sat on the
couch.......naked.
[Tag]:Not the Happiest Birthday
[Time]:5/8/2010
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