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A plane takes off from New York's Kennedy Airport. After it reaches a cruising
altitude, Captain Sparks makes an announcement over the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 293,' he says. 'The weather ahead
looks clear, so sit back, relax and - OH MY GOD!'

The intercom falls silent.

A minute later, Capt. Sparks comes back on the intercom. 'I'm so sorry for
scaring you all earlier,' he says.

'But while I was talking, an attendant spilled a boiling cup of coffee in my
lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

'That's nothing,' a passenger in coach shouted. 'You should see the back of
mine!'
[Tag]:Airplane Pilot
[Time]:5/8/2010
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