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How to Annoy People at Work

1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99
copies.

2) Practice making fax and modem noises.

3) During meetings, disassemble your pen and accidentally flip the cartridge
across the room.

4) Staple papers in the middle of the page.

5) ALWAYS TYPE WITH CAPS-LOCK ON.

6) type only in lower case.

7) dontuseanypunctuationorspaceseither

8) while making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write for sensual massage.

10) Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers
in a notebook. Mutter something about psychological profiles.
[Tag]:How to Annoy People at Work
[Time]:5/8/2010
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