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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new
BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a
Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window
and asked the shepherd, If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your
flock, will you give me one?

The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his
peacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered, Sure.

The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a
cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a
GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database
and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his
Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out
a 130 page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and
says,You have exactly 1586 sheep.

That is correct; take one of the sheep said the shepherd.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his
car.

Then the shepherd says: If I can tell you exactly what your business
is, will you give me back my animal?

OK, why not answered the young man.

Clearly, you are a consultant said the shepherd.

That's correct says the yuppie, but how did you guess that?

No guessing required answers the shepherd. You turned up here although
nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a
question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business.... Now give
me back my dog.
[Tag]:A shepherd
[Time]:5/8/2010
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