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How bad a mistake can you make on your resume? Here are some reportedly real
life examples:

My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to
complete projects on time is unspeakable.
Education: Curses in liberal arts, computer science, and curses in
accounting.
Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet.
I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.
I am a rabid typist.
Created a new market for pigs by processing, advertising and selling a
gourmet pig mail order service on the side.
Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for
business.
Proven ability to track down and correct errors.
I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely nothing and absolutely
no one.
References: None, I've left a path of destruction behind me.
Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.
Don't take the comments of my former employer too seriously; they were
unappreciative beggars and slave drivers.
I am loyal to my employer at all costs...Please feel free to respond to my
resume on my office voicemail.
Qualifications: No education or experience.
Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.
Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.
Extensive background in accounting. I can also stand on my head!
[Tag]:How bad a mistake
[Time]:5/8/2010
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