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Once there was a boy who went to work for a captain. The Captain had a wooden
leg, a hook on his hand, and a patch on his eye. Just like any old pirate. So
the kid asks How did you get your wooden leg? The Captain replied I got
thrown over board and a SHARK ATE IT! Then he asks how did you get your
hook? The Captain repliedA hungry PAROTE ATE IT! Then he asks How did you
get your patch? The Captain repliedA bird poopped on my eyeThen he asks How
would that take your eye out? The Captain repliedIt was the FIRST DAY WITH ME
HOOK!
[Tag]:New Capan
[Time]:5/8/2010
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