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1. Air Force One crashes (5/8/2010)
    Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the
2. There is a blond on the plane (5/8/2010)
    A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the
3. Are blind pilots flying? (5/8/2010)
    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot
4. The whole world could be happy (5/8/2010)
    Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success storie
5. Dont be on this flight (5/8/2010)
    This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently fly
6. A blind pilot is flying this plane? (5/8/2010)
    I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we s
7. Flying without a parachute (5/8/2010)
    A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about parachutes, but
8. There are lawyers on the flight (5/8/2010)
    An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landin
9. Trouble with plane engines (5/8/2010)
    While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window. Oh no! he screamed, One of the engines just blew up! Other passe
10. Results of damage testing (5/8/2010)
    It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that launch
11. I deserve a first class seat (5/8/2010)
    A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach beca
12. The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans (5/8/2010)
    1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you. 2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss program. 4. On flights,
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