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1. Airlines running operating systems (5/8/2010)
    Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them. [b]DOS:[/b] Everybody pushes it till it glides,
2. Real flight announcements (5/8/2010)
    Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety lecture and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real
3. Fear of bombs on planes (5/8/2010)
    Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing
4. The worlds smartest man? (5/8/2010)
    A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot c
5. A plane flying in the 1930s (5/8/2010)
    In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. $10 for 3 m
6. Half off these tickets (5/8/2010)
    USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department se
7. The loss of engines (5/8/2010)
    Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an
8. Top Things You Dont Want to Overhear (5/8/2010)
   1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as floatation devices
9. The plane is crashing into the ocean (5/8/2010)
    Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume
10. The Christmas airport (5/8/2010)
    It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the other end had turned a tacky red and gr
11. Boarding from what gate? (5/8/2010)
    At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying
12. The blind skydiver (5/8/2010)
    A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: I am placed in the
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