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1. I was boarding my flight when I got pulled (3/28/2011)
   Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, `Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode.` I was then strip searched for my trouble.
2. International airline (5/8/2010)
   Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In AustraliaBritainBOAC
3. Airplane maintenance (5/8/2010)
   Squawks are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pi
4. Teaching the child (5/8/2010)
    As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his
5. Training the blonde (5/8/2010)
    An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the
6. A no-frills airline (5/8/2010)
   You'll Know It's a No-Frills Airline If:They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.Before the flight, th
7. A Skydiving lesson (5/8/2010)
    All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our s
8. Blonde goes flying (5/8/2010)
    A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio
9. Dream flying planes (5/8/2010)
    Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn sto
10. Story of my friend (5/8/2010)
    I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said Hi Jack. He shot me.
11. Scary organization (5/8/2010)
    The most dangerous organization in America today is: a) The KKK b) The American Nazi Party c) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club
12. An emergency landing (5/8/2010)
    According to The Australian, an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the
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