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1. No, you should eat your fingers separately (5/8/2010)
    Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers? A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.
2. Look at the orange mama laid (5/8/2010)
   Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest? A: Look at the orange mama laid.
3. He was going to make a long-distance caw (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire? A: He was going to make a long-distance caw.
4. We serve anyone (5/8/2010)
   Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here? A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.
5. Why do seagulls live near the sea (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea? A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.
6. Why do hens lay eggs? (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they'd break.
7. A walkie-talkie, of course (5/8/2010)
   Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A: A walkie-talkie, of course.
8. The outside (5/8/2010)
   Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? A: The outside.
9. A watch dog (5/8/2010)
   Q: What kind of dog tells time? A: A watch dog.
10. What is the difference between a cat and a comma (5/8/2010)
   Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
11. Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? (5/8/2010)
   Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? A: To the retail store.
12. Too many cheetahs (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle? A: Too many cheetahs.
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