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1. Q: Why do birds fly south? (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why do birds fly south? A: Because it's too far to walk.
2. Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road? (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road? A: To break on through to the other side.
3. To a crow bar (5/8/2010)
   Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink? A: To a crow bar.
4. Why do hummingbirds hum (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why do hummingbirds hum? A: Because they don't know the words.
5. Because it was a double-crosser (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice? A: Because it was a double-crosser.
6. To get away from Colonel Sanders (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
7. Why did the chicken cross the road (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
8. Chickens hadnt evolved yet (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
9. Why did the chicken cross the beach? (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach? A: To get to the other tide.
10. To get to the other slide (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide.
11. To take over the other side. (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road? A: To take over the other side.
12. Rules for Cats Who Have to Run a House (5/8/2010)
   1. Introduction The following is a manual of guidelines for the busy cat(s) who will have a house to manage after adopting one or more humans. It is, of cours
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