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1. Three very tough mice (5/8/2010)
    Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison! Th
2. A good chess player (5/8/2010)
    A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. I can hardly believe my
3. A very insulting parrot (5/8/2010)
    This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., a
4. A snail buys a fast new car (5/8/2010)
    There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shoppi
5. A guide to walking tigers (5/8/2010)
    Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by. You find this out by taking one for a walk. To take a
6. These chickens want books (5/8/2010)
    A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, an
7. A frog calls a psychic (5/8/2010)
    Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
8. Theyre boasting about race records (5/8/2010)
    Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them! Another horse breaks in,
9. Purchasing a new bird (5/8/2010)
    After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day
10. Question and answer animal jokes (5/8/2010)
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show the armadillo that it was possible. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from Colonel Sande
11. To bankrupt the other side (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road? A: To bankrupt the other side.
12. Chicken Dr. Kevorkian (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road? A: To help the patient find the other side.
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