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1. The amazing flying dog (5/8/2010)
    A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks f
2. Two fools are about to go flying (5/8/2010)
    Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a coupl
3. A cats dictionary (5/8/2010)
    [b]Purring:[/b] Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness. [b]Purrverse:[/b] Poem about a strange kitty. [b]Purranoia:[/b] The fear that your cat is up to somethin
4. A game of animal football (5/8/2010)
    The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V. He proceeded
5. He is a very smart dog (5/8/2010)
    I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the s
6. There was just a dog fight (5/8/2010)
    A man walks into a bar one day and asks, Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside? Yeah, I do! a biker says, standing up. What about it? Well, I think my
7. You could feed them a lot faster (5/8/2010)
    There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farme
8. Ill use my seeing eye dog (5/8/2010)
    A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts sw
9. Never talk to the parrot (5/8/2010)
    Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an after-hours appointment and since she had to go to
10. The story of the bats (5/8/2010)
    Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood. We're new here, says the secon
11. Worries about mad cow disease (5/8/2010)
    There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say
12. Steven Wright on dogs (5/8/2010)
    The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. I had a dog once. I
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