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1. Feline Physics Laws (5/8/2010)
    [b]Law of Cat Inertia [/b] A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby sc
2. Giving Cats Pills (5/8/2010)
    INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb o
3. Sounds of the Wild (5/8/2010)
    A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: What does the cow say? Child: Moo! Mother: Great! What does the cat say? Child:
4. Ten Signs That Youre At A Bad Zoo (5/8/2010)
    1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you. 2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team durin
5. Two angry neighbors (5/8/2010)
    Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole yea
6. Cow on train tracks (5/8/2010)
    A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. What's going on? she yells out the w
7. Buy alligator shoes (5/8/2010)
    A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after havi
8. Nine things dogs dont understand (5/8/2010)
    1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He shouldn't jump on your bed when he's soppin
9. Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password (5/8/2010)
   9. E-mail flames from some guy named Fluffy. 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.rec
10. Investigating a terrible accident (5/8/2010)
    There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try
11. Cat technical support problems (5/8/2010)
    This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that
12. This dog is acting bad (5/8/2010)
    While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.A passerby commented to the blind man, What! That dog
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