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1. Dead Kitty (3/20/2010)
    Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to relieve himself late one night. He watched some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in. When he opened the door, he was shocked at what he saw! In his dog's mouth was his neighbor's cat, dead! `Bad dog! BAD DOG!`, said the panicked man.
2. The ability of the Kangaroo (3/5/2010)
   The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside.
3. Three Turtles (7/21/2009)
    Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the ¡¡¡¡cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, ` Go ¡¡¡¡home and get the umbrella.` ¡¡¡¡¡¡ The little turtle replied, `I will, if you don't drink my coffee.` ¡¡¡¡¡¡ `We won't,` the other two promised. ¡¡¡¡¡¡ Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, `Well, I guess he ¡¡¡¡isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee.` ¡¡¡¡¡¡ Just then a voice called from outside the door, `If you do, I won't go.` cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, ` Go home and get the umbrella.`
4. Poisonoussnakes (7/21/2009)
   father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, `Dad,are we poisonous snakes?` The father replies proudly, `Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?` `Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!
5. I'll venture an answer (7/4/2009)
   The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:`Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they
6. How Many Dogs Does It Take (4/24/2009)
   How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
7. The Donkey and the Lapdog (3/5/2009)
   The donkey, seeing this, broke loose from his halter and began prancing about in imitation of the Lapdog. The Farmer could not hold his sides with laughter, so the donkey went up to him.
8. The Parrot's New House (11/26/2008)
   A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $5.00. this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.
9. Cross-Eyed Dog (11/25/2008)
   A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, `My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?`
10. A snake's new glasses (11/25/2008)
   An old snake goes to see his Doctor:Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days.
11. A male mosquito and a beauty (11/24/2008)
   One day, a beauty is bathing in the bathroom, a mosquito comes to the beautiful girl's legs, greedily enjoy the aroma what surprises this beauty, she swings her arms , `paa…` ,the mosquito is beaten to death.
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