Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room.
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Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her
ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting
around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked
over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball...
stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.

What did you do? asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!
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