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On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their
teacher.

The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and
said, I bet I know what it is ?it's some flowers!

That's right! shouted the little boy.

Then the candy storeowner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it
up, shook it and said I bet I know what it is ?it's a box of candy!

That's right! shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the liquor storeowner's son. The teacher held it up and
saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.

Is it wine? she asked.

No, the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.

Is it champagne? she asked.

No, the boy answered.

''What is it?

A puppy!
[Tag]:Teachers Pet
[Time]:5/8/2010
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