WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST?.
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WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST?

There was this tiger who woke up one morning and just felt great. He just felt
so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him: WHO IS THE
MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?
This poor quaking little monkey replied: You are of course, no one is
mightier than you.
A little while later this tiger confronts a deer, and just bellows out: WHO
IS THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?
The deer is shaking so hard it can barely speak, but manages to stammer: Oh
great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle.
The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered, up to an elephant that was quietly
munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his voice: WHO IS THE
MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?
Well, this elephant grabs the tiger with his trunk, picks him up, slams him
down; picks him up again, and shakes him until the tiger is just a blur of
orange and black, and finally throws him violently into a nearby tree.
The tiger staggers to his feet and looks at the elephant and says: Man, just
because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so mad.
[Tag]:WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST?
[Time]:5/8/2010
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