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1. British Post Office (5/8/2010)
   Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps? A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk could
2. Birth control (5/8/2010)
   Q: What do Manchester fans use as birth control? A: Their personalities.
3. Michael Barrymore (5/8/2010)
   Michael barrymore has offered manchester united ? million pounds to play as their striker because he wants 10 pricks behind him and 67,000 a******* jumping up
4. Manchester United fan (5/8/2010)
   Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain? A: Gifted.
5. Pregnant Man United fan (5/8/2010)
   Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan? A: A dope carrier.
6. Man U fans (5/8/2010)
   Q: How many Man U fans does it take to pave up a driveway? A: Depends how thin you slice them.
7. Old Trafford (5/8/2010)
   Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison? A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
8. Man U supporters (5/8/2010)
   Q: How many Man U supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus? A: Never enough.
9. Beckham and Posh Spice (5/8/2010)
   Q: What do Beckham and Posh Spice both have in common? A: Both are f**ing bad singers!!!
10. All the mugs (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford? A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Highbury.
11. Skid marks (5/8/2010)
   Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan? A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
12. Parkhead directors (5/8/2010)
   Parkhead directors called an urgent meeting last night. It's alleged they are considering the replacement of John Barnes with Steven Hendry. When asked why, t
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