Top Ten Baseball Player Demands.
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Top Ten Baseball Player Demands

[In case anyone has od'ed on O.J. Simpson coverage or for those who might for
some reason not know, the major league baseball player strike began today.]
10. No team flights on Continental Airlines.
9. Goodbye boring baseball hats, hello festive sombreros.
8. Make it legal to cork their pants.
7. Baseballs with delicious chocolate centers.
6. No more reports from that old guy up at Woodstock. [In reference to the
live reports tonight from Calvert]
5. Two words: Streisand tickets.
4. Every team has to have at least one player named Mookie.
3. Plenty of dugout Slimfast.
2. Put an on-deck circle in Madonna's bed.
1. More games against the Mets.
[Tag]:Top Ten Baseball Player Demands
[Time]:5/8/2010
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