Getting Into the Olympics.
Navigation: Home > Sports Jokes > Content

Getting Into the Olympics

Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to scoop souvenirs
and autographs. The first says, Let's watch the registration table to see if
there's a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in.


Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and states, Angus
MacPherson. Scotland. Shotput. He opens his gym bag to display a shotput to the
registration attendant.

The attendant says, Very good, Mr. MacPherson. Here is your packet of
registration materials, complete with hotel keys, passes to all Olympic events,
meal tickets, and other information.

The first guy gets inspired and grabs a small tree sapling, strips off the
limbs and roots, walks up the registration table and states: Chuck Wagon.
Canada. Javelin.

The attendant says, Very good, Mr. Wagon. Here is your packet of registration
materials, hotel keys, passes, meal tickets, and so forth. Good luck!

The second guy grabs a street utility manhole cover, walks up to the
registration table and states: Dusty Rhodes. Australia. Discus.

The attendant says, Terrific, Mr. Rhodes. Here is your packet of registration
materials, hotel keys, a full set of passes, and meal tickets. Enjoy yourself.


They scamper in, but suddenly realize the third guy is missing. They groan,
because he's a simpleton from the hills of Vermont. They forgot to make sure he
doesn't do something stupid and blow their cover stories.

Just then he walks proudly up to the table with a roll of barbed wire under
his arm and states: Foster Bean. Hardwick, Vermont. Fencing.
[Tag]:Getting Into the Olympics
[Time]:5/8/2010
[Friends]: 1. Google 2. Yahoo 3. China Tour 4. Free Games 5. iPhone Wallpapers 6. Free Auto Classifieds 7. Kmcoop Reviews 8. Funny Jokes 9. TuoBoo 10. Auto Classifieds 11. Dressup Games 12. HTC Desire Hd A9191 Review | More...