The Fanatical Golfer.
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The Fanatical Golfer

There once was a man who was so fanatical about his golf game that he used to
play every day without fail. One morning he had played the first hole and was
just about to tee off on the second, when he saw the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen putting on the first.

The man waited until the woman had reached the second tee and asked if she
would like to join him and they could finish the round together. To his surprise
the woman agreed and they played the remaining holes. Not only was this woman
beautiful, she was also a good golfer.

When they completed their round, the man told the woman that he was a cordon
bleu chef and wine buff. He invited her back to his place for a meal and a few
drinks. The woman accepted enthusiastically and off they went. Back at the house
the man cooked a magnificent meal. In fact it was more than just cooking it was
a performance to behold. They enjoyed good food, good wine and good

The man was so taken by the beauty and skill of this woman and desired her no
end. He then asked if she would like to play golf the following morning, to
which she agreed. Once again they enjoyed a great game of golf, a magnificent
evening meal.

This went on for three weeks when the lawyer finally said to the woman,
Listen, the golf and the company have been fantastic! But, there are only so
many performances a man can take. When are we going to have sex?

We can't, said the woman.

Why not? came the reply.

Because I'm a transvestite replied the woman.

YOU...! screamed the lawyer, I CAN'T BELIEVE that you've been playing off
the LADIES TEE for the last three weeks!
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